My Next Birthday

Ali has been telling us lately "on my next birthday I will be three . . . then I will be five."

Earlier today however . . .

Ali: On my next birthday I will be thirty-six

Me: 36?

Ali: Yea, that's really old. Then I will be a worker man.

Just didn't have the heart to break it to her that she will never be a worker man . . . not even at 36.